Here are some basketball slogans that are sure to tickle your funny bone:

• “Gotta Bounce To Get Those Balls”
• “You may be beautiful, but Cinderella is getting to this ball.”
• “Second place is for the first loser.”
• “In our court, there are no objections– only rejections.”
• “Reaching high keeps a player on his toes.”
• “Actions speak louder than coaches.”
• “The Court is in Session”